{"id":1003,"date":"2012-08-04T12:11:34","date_gmt":"2012-08-04T19:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2021-02-06T09:57:25","modified_gmt":"2021-02-06T17:57:25","slug":"formica-fascia-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/index.php\/2012\/08\/04\/formica-fascia-failure\/","title":{"rendered":"Formica Fascia Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<div\n    class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-2\">\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\"\n       class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger \"\n       title=\"\"\n       data-post-id=\"1003\"\n       data-trigger-type=\"like\"\n       data-restriction=\"ip\"\n       data-already-liked=\"0\">\n                           <i class=\"fas fa-heart\"><\/i>\n                    <\/a>\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\n<\/div><\/div><p>I&#8217;ve spent the last few weeks prepping to put Formica atop my fascia. I was hoping for a truly professional look. In preparation. I mounted a 1\/8&#8243; hardboard fascia as backing. I reinforced the top and bottom edges of the hardboard by laminating additional strips of 1\/8&#8243; hardboard to the backs of the original hardboard. These reinforcing strips would also act as a guide for the bearing on a router flush trim bit. I bought a 30&#8243; x 144&#8243; sheet of black Formica and glued it to the fascia backing with contact cement. I trimmed the Formica with a Harbor Freight trim router with a Skil flush trim bit. Everything went good up until the trimming. What a disaster. I totally botched the trim job and it was super messy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1003 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-106.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-106-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Fascia before Formica.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1004\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-106-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-106-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-106.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1004'>\n\t\t\t\tFascia before Formica.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-107.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-107-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Fascia before Formica.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1005\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-107-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-107-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-107.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1005'>\n\t\t\t\tFascia before Formica.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-108.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-108-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"The Formica\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1006\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-108-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-108-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-108.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1006'>\n\t\t\t\tThe Formica\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-109.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-109-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica test fit.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1007\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-109-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-109-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-109.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1007'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica test fit.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-110.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-110-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica with contact cement applied to back.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1008\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-110-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-110-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-110.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1008'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica with contact cement applied to back.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-111.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-111-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica with contact cement applied to back.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1009\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-111-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-111-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-111.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1009'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica with contact cement applied to back.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-112.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-112-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica glued to upper fascia.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1010\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-112-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-112-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-112.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1010'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica glued to upper fascia.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-113.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-113-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica glued to lower fascia.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1011\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-113-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-113-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-113.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1011'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica glued to lower fascia.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-114.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-114-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica trimming error.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1012\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-114-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-114-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-114.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1012'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica trimming error.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-115.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-115-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica trimming error.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1013\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-115-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-115-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-115.jpg 996w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1013'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica trimming error.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-116.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-116-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica trimming error.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1014\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-116-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-116-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-116.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1014'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica trimming error.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-117.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-117-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica trimming error.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1015\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-117-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-117-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-117.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1015'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica trimming error.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-118.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-118-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica trimming error.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1016\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-118-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-118-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-118.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1016'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica trimming error.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-119.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-119-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Formica trimming error.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1017\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-119-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-119-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-119.jpg 996w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1017'>\n\t\t\t\tFormica trimming error.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-120.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-120-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Harbor Freight trim router.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1018\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-120-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-120-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-120.jpg 996w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1018'>\n\t\t\t\tHarbor Freight trim router.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-121.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-121-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Skil flush trim bit.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1019\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-121-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-121-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-121.jpg 996w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1019'>\n\t\t\t\tSkil flush trim bit.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-122.jpg'><img width=\"200\" height=\"149\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-122-200x149.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Rigid Job Max multi tool.\" loading=\"lazy\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-1020\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-122-200x149.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-122-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gregamer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Benchwork-122.jpg 996w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-1020'>\n\t\t\t\tRigid Job Max multi tool.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I attribute the botched trimming to a few reasons.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t have a suitable guide for the router bit bearing. Maybe I should have installed a half inch of reinforcing strips, the problem I was running into is I couldn&#8217;t always get them to match up.<\/li>\n<li>The Harbor Freight router. The bit slipped from the collet twice. The face slipped numerous times.<\/li>\n<li>The Skil flush trim bit has an 1\/8&#8243; gap between the bearing and the blade. And naturally the 1\/8&#8243; hardboard fell into this gap several times, causing chip outs.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Now what to do. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever be happy if I don&#8217;t fix the problem, so my options are:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>File out the small imperfections as best I can and cover the major ones with a smaller &#8220;trim&#8221; strip of Formica.<\/li>\n<li>Remove the fascia and do it over again. 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